Mood: spacey
Gaah, work it so throwing me way off schedule. I woke up and was late for work by like an hour. Except, the manager told me last night I didn't start until 3, so.. I was misinformed. *slurps some coca-cola* Ah.. carbonated deliciousness.
Lately I've been pondering how my life would be if I did indeed join the Navy like I had planned last year. I would have been enlisted for about a year and some odd months if I would have actually followed through with it. I wonder how buff I would have been, hehe. Some times I think deciding not to go wasn't the best idea, but actually considering going wasn't the greatest either. It would have seriously developed my character, and made me more able to not be pushed around by ignorant people. Buut, I would have missed out on my roadtrip, missed out on meeting my new friends, and re-newing old friendships, missed out on my car, my laptop, my photography class.
Speaking of classes. I did good! Two B's and a C! And I only got the C because I BS'd the big research paper at the end of the class, and missed a test because of a doctors visit. And I doubt I got higher than a C on the final test, since I didn't study for shit. Heh.
Random quotes:
"You guys don't get paid enough for the shit you gotta clean up."
"If you drink too much, you get some wierd disease. If you smoke too much, you get some wierd disease. If you have too much sex, you get some wierd disease. Do you think this is nature's way of saying 'Hey, you're an idiot.'?"
"Stupidity is not a crime, so I guess you're free to go."
Girl 1: If your boyfriend can go a whole week without trying to get into your pants, it means he really likes you. If he can't, it means he really likes sex. Oh yea, It has to be a week where he sees you nearly every day, you cheaters.
Girl 2: But all guys really like sex.
Girl 1: Yes, but there's a big difference between "girlfriend" and "fucktoy".
Girl 3: How do you know you're a fucktoy?
Girl 1: When you realize the only good thing in the relationship is the sex.
Girl 3: Fuck! I need a new boyfriend.
"Sadie, you have to be one of the craziest people I know. But then again, thats a big reason why I like you."
"Joo're ebil >.<"
"I'm too lazy to finish this sen"
me: Hi, did you need help?
customer: Oh, no. You're the one who needs help.
me: heh, thanks.
customer: try not to get lost in that pile of clothes now.
me: I slept until 2pm somehow.
stacey: That was my fault, I drugged you.
me: I thought I saw you in my yard, I just thought I was tired.
stacey: nope, that was me.
me: you're a trouble maker.
stacey: yea, I try.
me: stay out of my yard!
me: Beth, I cherish these moments when you're zoning the juniors tables, and insulting me.
Beth: Aw, you're so sweet.
me: yea, it makes me feel all tingly inside.
Beth: *laughs*
"We should just gather up all the crap on the floor into a big bag, and put it on hold."
"I'm -so- going to name my kid foxhound dynamite."
"I don't know how I got pregnant. I mean, I used both the condoms and pregnancy tests I got from the dollar store."
peggy: Uhm, I don't know if I should seriously put this item on hold for the customer who called.
anne: Why not?
peggy: When I asked what name to hold it under they said *spelling it out* h-i-s-c-o-c-k. I asked her to repeate it, and she spelled it out again.
anne: *laughs* ask Ms. Boss lady.
peggy: Hey Ms. Boss lady, should I put this item on hold for the customer? *explains the call again*
josie: ...*gasp* Oh, my. Uh, go ahead and put it on hold. If you don't it could be just my luck that this person comes in and complains that their item wasn't held for them.
*anne and peggy go off, josie looks to me*
josie: heh, did you see the lightbulb go off on top my head when she spelled it out?
me: hehe, yea.
josie: lets just hope that it really was a prank call though.
me: so, what time do you get to go home today?
jeff: five
me: you suck. What time did you start?
jeff: 9:45
me: oh, ok you can go home at five then.
jeff: oh wow, thank you. I'm going to be sore though, I'm not used to standing up for so long.
me: oh?
jeff: yea, I'm used to sitting down and not doing anything.
"Sorry doesn't make my department pretty."
Brian: You want some ice cream?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want some McDonalds?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want to take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Stewie: Yeah.
Brian: Okay, let's go and take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
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